Madison: "Madison talking about loving cream pies, and in the same breath being a church girl took me out." I used to be a church girl, OK? And now I love cream pies.

[lively music playing] 

Lauren: Mariana Gongav says, "Is it me, or does Lauren have serious Pam Beesly vibes?" So many thoughts about this. I love ‘The Office’ so much. I have been watching it from the beginning. Like, I watched the finale live. And I love Pam Beesly, and so I take this as the highest form of compliment. 

Dave: "@Lilliedeanhoy." "Dave being the sex police… What's up with that?" 

[CLIP] Dave: Have you guys had sex yet? You guys having sex yet? Haven't had sex yet? I just want to know, like, what's up? 

Dave: Oh, man, I was never the sex police. I didn't think… I was just genuinely, you know, interested in how other people were, you know, exploring their physicality. And, obviously, it came up in, you know, the stuff in the reunion. It clearly affected some of the relationships. So maybe they should've talked about it. 

Monica: "@littledragonbunny." "Did Monica really pronounce [chuckles] Chile like chili?" Yes, I did.

[CLIP] Monica: So my dad is from Chile, South America.

[CLIP] Joey: OK. 

Monica: I'm from Minnesota. Like I'm not going to say "Chile." And I've talked to my family about this, who are Chilean, and they laughed. They're like, "Yes, you're American. Like, that's correct, you can say it." 

Joey: "@glittergirl101." "I'm screaming at Joey sounding like Lola from ‘Big Mouth.’ " I don't know who that is. [laughs] 

[CLIP] Lola (Nick Kroll): Are you joking me right now? Don't call me "ma'am." 

Joey: I have a strong accent, so maybe that's what they're considering. [chuckles] 

Ben: "@dropkickmecheezits." Uh… [chuckles] "Why do they all look like members of a failed boy band?" You know what? In the Midwest, apparently we're all just brown-haired, white guys that are about 5'10" to 6'1". And Nick Lachey would fit in just fine. 

Joey: ‘Cause we are members of a failed boy band, that’s why. [chuckles] 

Dave: And that's, you know, very fair and accurate to say. Not Devin. 

Devin: I'd like to think I don't look like everybody. I'm a little bit, uh, more melanated and I got some curly hair. 

Mason: Oh, the boy band is me, Ben, Alex, Daniel, and Dave. For sure. 

Virginia: "Someone needs to meme the moment she said 'thank you' 20 times in a row to everything he said when they did the reveal."

[CLIP] Devin: You're so beautiful.

[CLIP] Virginia: Thank you.

[CLIP] Devin: I love the smile.

[CLIP] Virginia: Thank you.

[CLIP] Devin: You smell good.

[CLIP] Virginia: Thank you.

[CLIP] Devin: You are absolutely beautiful.

[CLIP] Virginia: Thank you. Thank you. 

Virginia: He complimented me like five times in a row. And the polite thing to say is "thank you," so I stand by that. 

Taylor: “If I had to bet on which couple stays together forever, it's her and Daniel.” Aw, that's so sweet.

Daniel: Yeah. That's a pretty good bet. 

Madison: "Mads wants to trauma bond with them all." We're getting married. Should I not talk about things that affect my life? I don't know. [chuckles] But yeah, I love a good trauma bond. 

Meg: "@thebitchelorette," love that. "Can't wait to find out which one of them has a secret family." I also can't wait. I'm still waiting on that. I'm right there with you, Bitchelorette. 

Sara: Same here. Let's go. [laughs] 

Lauren: I feel like everyone has skeletons in their closet.

Taylor: It ain't us.

Daniel: I don't think anybody does. Hopefully not. 

Monica: Yes, I do have a son. He is six years old. He is a Wheaten Terrier, he is my dog. I'm obsessed with him. [laughing] So it's me! 

Virginia: Definitely Devin. 

Madison: It would definitely be Devin. I don't know why, he just gives me secret family vibes.

[ding]