[dramatic music plays] Mr. President, this house needs to be treated like a crime scene.

[dramatic music continues] There's a dead body in the White House.

[people gasping] We have no idea who might've been involved in this. There is a murderer out there.

[music fades] Or in here. Yay, a murder mystery.

[dramatic music resumes]

[man 1] That's Cordelia Cupp.

[man 2] She is the best detective in the world. Sorry, what is she doing? What are you doing?

[music fades] What am I doing?

[dramatic music resumes]

[man 3] We need to tread carefully.

This is the White House.

Did anything unusual happen? Other than my boss dying? Other than that, yes. There is no place like this place. It is bigger than you. Do you mean the house is literally bigger? That seems obvious. This could be someone from the staff, a guest. It could be anybody. This is a disaster. Are you suggesting that I had something to do with it?

[man 4] Is he a suspect?

No. Is he not a suspect because he's not a suspect?

Or because you don't believe in suspects?

Yes.

[screams]

[Cordelia] We're making progress. I'd go so far as to say we're almost done here.

Really?

No.

[music concludes]